Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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