I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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