2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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