you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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