My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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