I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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