My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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