I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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