I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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