i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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