I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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