So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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