The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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