if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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