I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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