How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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