i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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