i only shaved half my leg
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question