with your own penis?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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