redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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