i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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