It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
This is my gift to your gina
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
