I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
