There was a lot of him and a little penis
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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