Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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