this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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