idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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