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I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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