is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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