He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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