It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
