But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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