I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
either way he was missing a nipple.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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