; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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