Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?