They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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