is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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