look no pants
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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