Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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