I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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