Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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