Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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