does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
i think my cat just said my name.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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