I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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