Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
we made out on top of his cat.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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