Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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