dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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