Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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