Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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