Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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