I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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