oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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