i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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